Title sent by Justin, Chris, and Ben.
Gabe in 20 Years
Thinking of You
The Ugliest Lobster I Have Seen
Don’t Let The Penguin Out of the Box
That Shouldn’t Be On Fire
The Man With the Robot Brain
They Held Me Too Close
I’ll Bet Zombies Hate Fast Food
I Dream of Becoming Half Sloth
I was at a high school graduation the other day, and heard the best valedictorian send off speech ever. This girl managed to get multiple star trek references into her speech, and went on to explain that throughout life she had dreams of becoming Pocahontas, then a princess, then an x-man, then a Vulcan, then Japanese, and maybe I don’t know half sloth. Best speech ever.